foxnewsfuckfest:

sergle:

another weird thing about beer is that it has weird masculinity connections to it. “ya i’ll get a beer, i don’t want none of them girly drinks” Jimothy, you’re drinking wheat juice with a 5% alcohol content and my mixed, fruity, “girly” drink is 40% alcohol and tastes great

OMG YES. HOPS TASTE FUCKING NASTY.

I agree it tastes way better but unless by cocktail you mean ‘drinking a pint of vodka neat’ this isn’t how cocktails work.