New Mercy Rez cast time is good actually because now when I see “reviving” I have a second and a half to put down my drink and get back in position to jump back into the battle
Tag: qed
the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later
also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
what about the last person. what do they get.
the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them
also, their credit cards
remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree
*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*
“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”
a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them
Gabriel Reyes voice: Hey guys what’s up it’s Gabe and this is my voice six months on T
Reaper voice: ive been taking testosterone for seven years, i sound like a mix between a wet dream and a nightmare, and i’m fuckin loving it,
New Tumblr Feature – “Wildcard Dashboard”: Populates your dashboard with completely random posts from any user (regardless whether you follow them or not) and from any time in no particular order
fearlessstateofmind backup 