Tag: Kirby

inquirens:

you know you’re in a dragon age™ game when:

• a member of your family (probably your brother) betrays you
• a traitor is loyal to you
• someone insults you, then apologizes, for it was unworthy of them
• no one has heard of ““gently”” opening the door
• bears are more powerful than demonic entities
• the spider:human ratio is 5:1
• a fugitive takes “hiding in plain sight” way too literally
• no one suspects them
• musicians are very dangerous
• but dragons are only a minor concern in the greater scheme of things
• you go underground. this is a mistake every time
• everything is the roman empire’s fault