nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
when i was a small child i carried around a little tiny pumpkin in my pockets for months
i retract my original statement. that is fair and important
Tag: josie…
sail boats are the easiest thing to steal ever because they don’t have a key because there is no engine. all you need is a sound knowledge of the wind and a yearning to conquer the seas
#I think you mean piracy #There is a real historical precedent for this [x]
Constance + slapping Aramis
I think I need to get this for my roommate.
I think @daroos needs it too.
I can never decide if daroos and my roomie would get along swimmingly or if they would blow up our house by accident.
SKIENCE!
Omg
I need this
fearlessstateofmind backup 