betterthanforever:

simulatedstars:

Tonights borderlands highlight: me literally screaming in surprise when coming across a level 61 loot midget.

We were level 52.

It wasn’t pretty xD

You screaming scared me more than the loot midget

Me: I’m just going to shut this door and run away

From the wiki:
“The Meat Popsicle in T-Bone Junction is always at least level 61 even in Playthrough 1. Once the player reaches or passes level 61, his level will scale to match the player’s. As players are likely to encounter him before reaching level 61, this Meat Popsicle is a nasty and deadly surprise for them at the start of the DLC.”

So he’s there because fuck you I guess