I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.
Douglas Adams ghostwrote this
that’s true actually
his ghost possessed me and made me wish I’d brought a towel to work to protect myself from antagonistic coffee makers
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