laughlikesomethingbroken:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

jews, 2000 years ago: i’d rather die than leave jerusalem!

jews, 1500 years ago: i miss jerusalem

jews, 1000 years ago: i miss jerusalem

jews, 500 years ago: here’s some songs about how much i miss jerusalem

jews, 200 years ago: what if we go back to jerusalem

goyim: jews stole their “homeland”!

jews: we literally call ourselves children of israel. we named the land after our dad.

goyim: you don’t belong in israel