war-rig-ace:

flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

bassfanimation:

pieribee:

jackthevulture:

fenris:

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME

*Looks in rear view mirror, sees my eyes* Out here… everything hurts

*pulls up to Taco Bell drive thru window* Let’s do this

*runs yellow light* FANG IT

*turns on high beams* I am the scales of justice.