Elrond: So you know that ring you just cut off Sauron’s finger? You should probably throw it in the volcano, which is right here.
Isildur: How about no.

Elrond: Ok look that’s definitely Sauron and he’s definitely coming back, let’s go do something about it.
Saruman: Or you could take Galadriel home and let me handle this.

Elrond: Welcome to the Council of Elrond.
Elrond: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
Elrond: WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THE DESTROYING THE RING THING THIS TIME
Elrond: NO EXCUSES

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