oh my god au where there was a pre-arraigned agreement that Grantaire was to interrupt Joly and Bossuet’s wedding ceremony while they said their vows and yell “stop the wedding stop the wedding!!!” and give some absurd reason why they couldn’t get married because weddings are boring, especially to Joly and Bossuet and they definitely want a shenaniganized wedding who do you think they are?? adults???
but they give him the wrong address and Grantaire doesn’t realize he’s at the wrong wedding until he’s run half-way down the aisle screaming
#it’s cosette and marius’ wedding and grantaire’s just like ”shitfuck sorry wrong wedding congratulations though#i hope you’re very happy together and that no one else interrupts your wedding which is lovely by the way”#and then he turns around and sprints out because the bride’s brother looks like he’s out for blood#and hello hot blonde guy i definitely do not want to meet you#years later it makes the perfect anecdote at their wedding (via romanifeuilly)