rrueplumet:

I was the sad one.  I was the bad one.  I was the mad one.  And I was the fat one!  We were born to rule over you.  Georges one, three, four, and two.  England’s kings, though we were German too.  Him, then him, then me, then you.  Born to rule over you!   Gorged on fruit, then I died on the loo.  People hated us and we hated them too.  Born to rule over you… 
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